Imagine This

“Raegan! Get back here! I need you to stay right by me!”
“Why mom?”
“Because I said so!”
“Kade keep your shoes on silly boy! Stop throwing them down the isles! O you crazy kids are driving me nuts!”
“MoM! I need to go Potty!”
“Seriously Raegan? Can you hold it?”“NO!”
“K hold on… lets hurry!”
“MoM… don’t come in, I can do it by my self!”
“Raegan Hurry! Your taking to long the ice-cream is going to melt in our cart!”
“Sorry mom.”
“K! Lets go pay for our groceries!”
“MoM I want these sunglasses!”
“no you need to put those back! We aren’t buying those today!”
Groceries are paid for
“Raegan I told you to put those back.”
“But I want them.”
“Sorry! Not today! Give them to me!”
Screaming at the top of her lungs “NOOOOO I want my sunglasses!
Kicking and screaming the mom one handed pushed the huge shopping cart with her one year old in it… and with the other arm she carried her out of control 3 year old like a foot ball.
“Raegan you sit right here in the front seat wile I get kade in the car and the groceries in the back.”
Still kicking and screaming the little girl opened the car door and bolted towards the store, running as fast as she could!
The mom turned around in shock to see her 3 year old almost to the store door.
“Raegan!! Get back here right now!”
The mom sprinted as fast as she could leaving the 1 year old in the cart.
“get Away from me!!” The little girl screamed!
“Raegan you need to settle down! It is not ok to act like this” The mom whispered in the little girls ear, trying not to make an even bigger seen.
The mom had had it! She threw the girl into her car seat and forced her to put her seat belt on. People all around were staring at the mom like she had just beet her little girl. Or even better… looking at her like she has kidnapped a child from the parking lot.
“Raegan sit down!! Stop making this so hard for me!”
The little girl was screaming at the top of her lungs… and kicking with all of her might, “let me go! Its too tight! Stop! DON’T!.
The mom finally got her buckled, and got in the car. As she pulled out of the parking lot she made sure that there wasn’t a cop that was going to fallow her home. Surprised no one has called 911 for an abused child in the parking lot the mom began to drive home with a screaming beast in the back and a sweet little boy. The screaming never stopped the whole way home.
“Raegan! We are home! You need to go strait to your room! No Sippy and no coming out of your room the rest of the night!
Bla bla bla… you get the rest of that story
But the worst part was…. The mom forgot to buckle Kade in his car seat ;(
she just proved to her self that she is not ready for more kids!
Thanks Raegan for giving your mom the biggest headache ever!